Mystic Cat - Bumper Stickers

Recently Spotted Bumper Stickers

"It's okay. I didn't believe in reincarnation last time either."

"People would rather be wrong than be different"

"I'm ready to listen -- Are you ready to think?"

"Better to lose a lover than love a loser."

"The voices in my head are snoring"

"got brains?"

"Back in the old day, we didn't have plural."

"Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewelry!"

"Madness in the name of God is still only madness."

"Be the kind of friend you want to have."

"Maybe you should go to ebay and buy a clue"

(RETURN)

:"If there were no hypothetical questions...what would this say?"

"I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter"

"The one who dies with the most toys still dies."

"Now that we got this genetic code thing mapped out, will it explain women?"

"Don't you have to go feed your flying monkeys?"

"God is a verb ~ Buckminster Fuller"

"You're as young as you feel -- but never as important"

"Has anger solved your other problems?"

"All men are idiots and I married their king!" (Cat says: Present husband excluded!)

"I support swirled peas"

(RETURN)

"You can either agree with me...or be wrong!"

"Don't drink and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix."

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

"Women -- Can't live with 'em... can't kill 'em!"

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE!"

"Examine your beliefs"

"If ignorance is bliss, Congress must be paradise."

"Two wrongs don't make a right...but three rights do make a left"

"I'd love to trade Caller I.D. for Caller I.Q.!"

"I stilll miss my ex-husband, but my aim will improve!"

"DYSLEXICS UNTIE!"

"The right side of the brain is for loading and unloading only"

"If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!"

"Saturday has a morning?"

"I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce!"

(RETURN)

"You can't have everything -- where would you put it?"

"A truly Smart Bomb would refuse to explode."

"You can't make a person love you -- You can only stalk them and hope for the best."

"Change is good. You go first."

"Can we ever truly know when our philosophy assignment is due?"

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones to concentrate on!"

"Earth is full. Go home."

"Relish today -- Ketchup tomorrow"

"Your problem is low self-esteem -- which is very common for losers like you."

"Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it."

"Here I am! Now what are your other 2 wishes?"

"Go lick a screen door"

"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

(RETURN)

"What would Jesus do...for a Klondike Bar?"

"My favorite memories are of the past"

"When the game is done, the king and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian Proverb"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"

"You nonconformists are all alike"

"Practice safe eating -- Always use condiments"

"It's 98% of politicians that give politians a bad name."

"Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped."

"IDIOTS OF THE WORLD IGNITE!"

"God gave man the Truth...and the Devil helped us turn it into Religion."

"If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you probelms."

"Why can't women be like normal people?"

"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea -- when it's the only one you have"

"Eve was framed."

(RETURN)

"The speed of time is one second per second."

"Rock is dead! Long live paper and scissors!"

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." ~ Homer Simpson

"A sixpack is not a support group"

"Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths"

"I'm a PBS mind in an MTV world."

"I've gotta be me! Everyone else was taken!"

"Beauty is temporary. Stuipity is forever."

"The problem with political jokes is how often they get elected."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"What we learn from history is that we fail to learn from history."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"To be taken seriously, learn how to laugh at yourself."