A Burgler and A Parrot

There was a burgler who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he hears, "Jesus is watching you!"

When he doesn't see anything (the house was dark), he goes on with what he was doing. Again he hears, "Jesus is watching you!" This time he becomes a little paranoid and decides to turn on his flashlight and look around the room. In a cage located in one of the corners he sees a parrot. The burgler walked over to the parrot and asked, "Did you say that?"

"Yes," replied the parrot.

"By the way, what's your name?" the burgler inquired.

"Moses," answered the parrot.

"That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?" the burgler asked.

The parrot replied, "The same people who named their rotweiller Jesus!"

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