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Three Men Standing
In Front of God
God: Men, what
car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your
wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my
wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had
to have them all.
God: I am ashamed
of you, my man, For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely
moves.
Man 2: Dear God,
please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were
going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive
me!
God: My man, I
am ashmed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give
you a convertible BMW.
Man 3: Dear God,
you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought
her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary,
and we went travelling, and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...
God: Okay, my
man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that,
I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later
Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead
of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.
Man 1 and 2: Hey
Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're
acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What
is your problem?!
Man 3: "I
just saw my wife on rollerskates!"

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