What's In The Bag?

God was creating Adam and Eve and he had two gifts remaining in a bag to give to them and could not decide what to give who.

Adam saw the bag and asked, "What's in the bag?"

God said, "I have two things in the bag, the first is an object which allows you to pee while standing up and..."

"I want that one!" interupted Adam.

God asked Eve if she wanted it. "If he really wants it, then he can have it," Eve said.

"Yay!" Adam said, and ran to try it out.

"What's in the bag for me?" asked Eve.

God said,"Oh, you'll love this. It's called multiple orgasms"